#source: the good place

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Lucanis: I haven't been this happy since... Lucanis: Lucanis: Oh wow, I've never been happy.

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lucy: *points at Kipps* A human turtleneck

Lucy: *points at Marissa* A narcissistic monster

Lucy: *points at Lockwood* And literally the most idiotic person I’ve ever met

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Stephanie Brown: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Crosshair: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can’t I say “fork”?

Tech: If you’re trying to curse, you can’t here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don’t like it, so it’s prohibited.

Crosshair: That’s bullshirt.

[ladymiraclewings]

Donnie: I don't know, Mira. What if it doesn't work? Mira: Hey, we thought of everything. Except for an alibi and an escape route, but we'll figure it out as we go. You don't wanna overthink these things.

[curtis-brothers-hug]

[theharvardlesbians]

Becky: Hey, sometimes a flaw could make something even more beautiful.

Becky: Like with Yoshi and how short she is.

[theunmappedstar]

Sophie: Dex, talk to no one, go nowhere, do nothing.

Dex: [nodding] I won't let you down.

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

We’re doing one small murdery thing for a bigger, better reason. The ends justify the means!

Sailor Uranus, during the Infinity arc/S

[terrorquotestm]

Little: I’m sorry, everyone, I just have some worries, as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into actual fears - oh, there they go, they’re fears now.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: I became such a good person I almost forgot I'm a world class liar baby.

Tav: Very fun thing to hear from your girlfriend.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Isabela: I guess we'll do this the old-fashioned way. [pulls out a Molotov cocktail] Lord of Fortune!Rook: How did you make that so fast?!

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Luzian: we are in a world of trouble and our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd!

Tyr: . . . did you have to call me a nerd so much?

Luzian: I said a lot of other nice things, toughen up nerd!

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Tim Drake: I vote we...

Jason Todd: No, sorry, and no offense, Replacement, but the stakes here are too high to let someone with your limited intellectual processing capacity weigh in.

Tim Drake: I was gonna agree with you.

Jason Todd: Oh, great, well, that's two votes for my plan.

[wish-incorrect-quotes]

Magnifico: The ends justify the means!

Amaya: Do you know who said that?

Magnifico: Was it someone nice and great, like Oprah?

Amaya: It was Machiavelli. A very non-Oprah like figure.

[ladymiraclewings]

Scratch: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules. Libby Stein Torres: Well, that's called tyranny. And it's generally frowned upon.